And then use it on grandma.
Long story short, she's been locked out of the food cabinets. She'd be locked out of the fridge, but then we'd need a mini-fridge for her food, and there's no money, or space, for one. And as soon as I figure out a way, I'm locking the silverware drawer. Big ass note, TAPED down, that says "stop being lazy and do your dishes!". Lazy ass snotty bitch rips it up and takes a sharp knife, a SHARP knife, to scoop out jelly for her bread, which is apparently her dinner since she can't be bothered to go one step further and put turkey and a slice of cheese on the bread. Or throw some of last night's dinner in a bowl-she